City Skeptic Gifts

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

No Immediate Danger

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

SF NO

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

Urban Expansion

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf...."

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

Gentrification vs Manchester...

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

Men Working Since 1931

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

No caption. (Painter looks at mountain scenery but paints a cityscape.)

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'

Beware: Safe Area.

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

"Beware of everything."

"I hate these tower blocks. . ."

New HOSTILE Mortgage Company

'I gotta knock 'em all down, but don't worry, we're going to name all the streets after trees.'

Building an inferiority complex - debate over land use.

'Entering Krentville -Dystopia of the northeast'

"New York is dead, man."

'If they carried spoons, the world would be a safer place.'

We're stuck here for the entire summer. It's loserville! Let's start "the most boring town" contest. I bet there's one already on the web. Darn! Here's a "top ten tedious towns" list. We're not on it. West Fester is so boring, it's not even the most boring.

The palms

"Tarzan not like how jungle change over years!"

The Plight of Urban Encroachment

'I'm fed up living this way as a recluse. I'll get a place in the country, and become a hermit.'