Big City Cynic Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the essence of a big city cynic? Our collection offers clever, humorous items that celebrate their love for city life and their skeptical outlook. Whether they’re a seasoned urbanite or a newcomer with a witty twist, these products add a humorous edge to their daily routine. Elevate their city living with our thoughtfully designed gifts that speak to their sharp wit and love of urban adventures.

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'I'm fed up living this way as a recluse. I'll get a place in the country, and become a hermit.'

'I'm fed up living this way as a recluse. I'll get a place in the country, and become a hermit.' mockup

'I'm fed up living this way as a recluse. I'll get a place in the country, and become a hermit.'

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Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar. mockup

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

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"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines." mockup

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

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No Immediate Danger

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"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it." mockup

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

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"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good." mockup

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

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"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch." mockup

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

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'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.'

'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.' mockup

'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.'

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Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do! mockup

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

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"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water."

"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water." mockup

"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water."

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Find the failed CEO who got a 200 million dollar bonus while being fired.

Find the failed CEO who got a 200 million dollar bonus while being fired. mockup

Find the failed CEO who got a 200 million dollar bonus while being fired.

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'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?' mockup

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

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"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah." mockup

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

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"I was thinking about leaving until I found out they were going to waterboard me during the exit interview."

"I was thinking about leaving until I found out they were going to waterboard me during the exit interview." mockup

"I was thinking about leaving until I found out they were going to waterboard me during the exit interview."

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The Side Effect of Self-Awareness mockup

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

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"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up." mockup

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

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Man at a desk in Performance Review Dept. has a cannon in the 'OUT' box pointing out the window lights cannon.

Man at a desk in Performance Review Dept. has a cannon in the 'OUT' box pointing out the window lights cannon. mockup

Man at a desk in Performance Review Dept. has a cannon in the 'OUT' box pointing out the window lights cannon.

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'Dad, is it true what they say about lemmings following each other off a cliff?' 'If they work at a company like mine, it is.'

'Dad, is it true what they say about lemmings following each other off a cliff?' 'If they work at a company like mine, it is.' mockup

'Dad, is it true what they say about lemmings following each other off a cliff?' 'If they work at a company like mine, it is.'

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Mail & Political lies.

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'If voting in elections really changed anything the politicians wouldn't allow it!'

'If voting in elections really changed anything the politicians wouldn't allow it!' mockup

'If voting in elections really changed anything the politicians wouldn't allow it!'

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"I just can't work out where the f*****g Swear Jar money went."

"I just can't work out where the f*****g Swear Jar money went." mockup

"I just can't work out where the f*****g Swear Jar money went."

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"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion."

"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion." mockup

"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion."

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'I don't revere this guy because he founded the company. He's the one who tried to talk me out of getting into this business in the first place.'

'I don't revere this guy because he founded the company. He's the one who tried to talk me out of getting into this business in the first place.' mockup

'I don't revere this guy because he founded the company. He's the one who tried to talk me out of getting into this business in the first place.'

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"Sir, are all these compliments and this reminiscing about my time here leading up to my termination?"

"Sir, are all these compliments and this reminiscing about my time here leading up to my termination?" mockup

"Sir, are all these compliments and this reminiscing about my time here leading up to my termination?"

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IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: CLEAN UNDERWEAR mockup

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: CLEAN UNDERWEAR

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"We're ready to begin the next phase of keeping things exactly the way they are."

"We're ready to begin the next phase of keeping things exactly the way they are." mockup

"We're ready to begin the next phase of keeping things exactly the way they are."

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Corporate recycle: plastic/paper/empty promises.

Corporate recycle: plastic/paper/empty promises. mockup

Corporate recycle: plastic/paper/empty promises.

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"Of course your data isn't really in a cloud. That's almost as silly as thinking your money is actually in this bank."

"Of course your data isn't really in a cloud. That's almost as silly as thinking your money is actually in this bank." mockup

"Of course your data isn't really in a cloud. That's almost as silly as thinking your money is actually in this bank."

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The Sequel is Coming

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'Look at your dismissal as support for the third world, because that's where the company's moving!'

'Look at your dismissal as support for the third world, because that's where the company's moving!' mockup

'Look at your dismissal as support for the third world, because that's where the company's moving!'

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'Why don't you stop by my office tomorrow? I may have some work for you.'

'Why don't you stop by my office tomorrow? I may have some work for you.' mockup

'Why don't you stop by my office tomorrow? I may have some work for you.'

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"Your job will be to bang your head against this wall from nine to five each day."

"Your job will be to bang your head against this wall from nine to five each day." mockup

"Your job will be to bang your head against this wall from nine to five each day."

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Big City Cynic Gifts Collection

Big City Cynic Mugs

Explore our wide range of mugs featuring city cynic humor—perfect for mornings that need a little sarcasm with their coffee.

Big City Cynic Pillows

Find the perfect pillow for the big city cynic—blend humor and urban style for a cozy home accessory.

Big City Cynic Prints

Browse our selection of witty prints that embody the urban cynic's perspective, adding personality and humor to any space.

Big City Cynic T-Shirts

Check out our collection of city cynic t-shirts—witty and stylish, ideal for expressing their urban skepticism with a touch of humor.