City Skeptic Mugs

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

No Immediate Danger

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

Urban Expansion

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf...."

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

Gentrification vs Manchester...

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Men Working Since 1931

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'

Beware: Safe Area.

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

"I hate these tower blocks. . ."

"Beware of everything."

New HOSTILE Mortgage Company

'I gotta knock 'em all down, but don't worry, we're going to name all the streets after trees.'

Building an inferiority complex - debate over land use.

'Entering Krentville -Dystopia of the northeast'

The palms

Adopt a pothole

'I'm fed up living this way as a recluse. I'll get a place in the country, and become a hermit.'

"New York is dead, man."

"Yes, we blieve that the earth is flat..."

The Plight of Urban Encroachment