Cultural Critique Fan Gifts

"It lost a little something in translation."

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

'Make up your mind! -- do you want me to let your people go, or grant them amnesty?'

Charlie Tailclouds realized he'd tapped into people's hidden, dark desires with his newest craft offering...the Dreamsmasher."

Thomas Mann.

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Wifi in Hell

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Hipsters"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Jacques et Jille

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.