Cultured Critique Pillows

Capital Punishment

Thomas Mann.

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Hipsters"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Say 'eh.'"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Jacques et Jille

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Now that was post-modern sex."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

German School

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"How is it in Russia?"