Cultural Criticism Pillows

'I really enjoyed that, but if anyone ask, don't you dare tell them we watched it.'

Wimpy Harry

Tate Modern - Tate Primitive

Slavoj Zizek and Karl Marx

Thomas Mann.

"I mean why don't we have a men's month!"

Friedrich Nietzsche

The Post-Modern Bar & Grill.

Unsafe karaoke bars.

White Working Class - 'Shall we ignore this?'

Scapegoats shooting gallery.

The Sculptor

Welcome to: Dumbed-Down Britain! Please reduce your expectations now...

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Wifi in Hell

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Hipsters"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Say 'eh.'"

"It lost a little something in translation."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'