Modern Culture Commentators T-Shirts

"His coffee's always crap for about a week after the MacArthur genius-grant winners are announced."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Selfie Stick

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Don't editorialize."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

The Decline of Europe

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

King Solomon's Pollster.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."