Cultural Commentator Pillows

"That's the deal for Manhattan. If you have to ask how much for the Hamptons, you can't afford it."

"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."

Sayonara

"Meet Elvis?? Sorry, but they were right. . . He's alive and well on Earth!"

"Actually, Lou, I think it was more than just my being in the right place at the right time. I think it was my being the right race, the right religion, the right sex, the right socioeconomic group, having the right accent, the right clothes, going to the right schools..."

Mincing-machine and nationals

The IMPORTANT thing is that we only accept people who'll FIT IN!

'Kids today with all their technology.'

Brainwashing

'It's worse than we thought. They're developers!'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."

Easter and Passover Island

'We need immigrants to do volunteer work like removing graffiti.'

'Don't they know we're Jewish?'

''The great american dream' has been sponsored by Toyota, British Petroleum, Credit Suisse, and Chooc Oil of China.'

When English becomes the official language.

"Say, what's all this religious stuff doing on these Christmas cards?"

Caveman Art Gallery.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Ethnic origin? Put me down as mixed race.'

"Call me cynical, but I'm over multi-culturalism, already."

North / South divide

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"Go away. We're still Jewish."

'Is that all there is to life? -- buffalo and buffalo by-products?'

"'The natives' village is our biggest tourist attraction. Natives don't live here anymore because they can't afford the admission charge."

Burkini Controversy

'My masters invite you to discuss the topic of multi-cultural diversity in an open and inclusive manner.'

"...why can't we have a common currency?"

'I don't mind being mugged...it's the Americanisation I can't stand.'

Hollywood ending.

'Hey! What are you trying to pull? -- this is a CANADIAN quarter!'

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

"Don't editorialize."