Sociocultural Commentator Pillows

"Fabric softener, chain restaurants, divorce—you millennials are killing everything. I'm impressed."

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Press Freedom

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Critisize your weight.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The Berlin Peace Movement

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"