Sociocultural Commentary Pillows

Pilgrim hits jackpot.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"You know, there are other emojis."

The Cougher

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Yes, one is a dog."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Armageddon

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'