Sociocultural Commentary Gifts

Pilgrim hits jackpot.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Wifi in Hell

"You know, there are other emojis."

The Cougher

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Armageddon

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"