Cultural Commentary Gifts

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"That's very controversial!"

Beware - Baby Boomers Turning 40.

'Sorry folks; economics forced a change of venue.'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

'In light of today's general moral outrage, we're taking Devil's Food Cake off the menu.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Ever since my grandparents moved to America we've had trouble with immigrants."

'How can our society produce this car and Honey Boo Boo at the same time?'

QR Code Nativity

Red Indian in a restaurant, "Have you a reservation, sir?""Well, I'm not crazy about the flock wall-paper"

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

'Did we ever have a state funeral for British society?'

Man begs for his restaurant bill.

"Museum of Over-Used Phrases"

". . . That, now offensive joke you told at a staff party back in '89 has just cost you your job!"

I see you coing under a lot of strains

"I love Millennials. Instead of a company car, we just give them a skateboard."

Barack Obama holding a basketball.

'I'm not eating any of that foreign muck...'

Slimming of the Year Awards

Trump 2016: Ready to lend you a swimsuit at a moments notice!"

"Remember, there's a 7 day waiting period."

"This year I thought it would be appropriate to light a womenoran!"

"This book can't be very sophisticated...I understood it right away."

"I'm creating a web cartoon...but to be edgy, I'm making my characters really offensive."

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"If I had waited for the perfect donor, chances are I'd still be waiting for a head transplant."

"I'm declaring my French citizenship."

"Ralph Lauren says that, come fall, the Russian look will be huge."

Carmen Militia

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"