Cultural Commentators Gifts

Nekkid Ladies

"What's trending?"

Armstrong, there's an illegal immigrant named Juan living in our dishwasher. Shhh! It's part of the don't-ask-don't-tell under-the-table economy. Juan feeds his family, you don't do grunt work, and cultures learn to intermingle. It's beautiful. Don't forget the part where you pay him $3 an hour. You gave him a raise?!

Writing a literary classic.

Saudi Arabia lifting women driving ban

Downton Abbey

Trends in Office Décor.

'It appears that the former owners of this scalp had alopecia areta.'

Yukon Revival...sinners welcome: 'The problem is the natives love the idea of hell

Santa Claus

"Nice try at being hip, boomer. . . but we don't actually sell eggs and hashtags!"

"Knightsbridge is full of Russians."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Say 'eh.'"