Cultural Commentarian Gifts

Proof positive that repeated blows to the head cause brain damage in football players.

Flags

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Say 'eh.'"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Don't editorialize."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'