Sociocultural Commentator Gifts

"Fabric softener, chain restaurants, divorce—you millennials are killing everything. I'm impressed."

Armstrong, you mind if I sing along with the music while I do dishes? Don't care. It's Kanye West. Hip-hop. So? You know hip-hop. There is a lot of use of that one work. Oh. I am not a racist! Move along, guilt-consumed white man.

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support the Ex-Troops

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Torturing the English Language

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Press Freedom

"Ours is not a creative clan."

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

Critisize your weight.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Berlin Peace Movement

Government a la Carte

Real Life/Surreal Life

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Our Two Parties, Explained

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."