Socio-political Commentary Gifts

Robin Hoodie: 'I ain't givin' nuffink to the poor, innit?'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Nation-building never works."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Reagacentennial

Wifi in Hell

"You know, there are other emojis."

The Cougher

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Laughingstock

"Yes, one is a dog."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Trump Poutine

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'