Modern Culture Pillows

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

"No, grandpa...LGBT is not some new kind of bacon, lettuce and tomato snadwich."

"Son, it's time you learned about the Birds and the E's"

Final words on gravestones.

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Holy Water.

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

'Look! Santa Claus is downloading presents.'

TV dump truck

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

"My ringtone is the sound of one hand clapping."

'Wow, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Road signs have destinations listed as barcodes.

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

The Selfie Culture

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

Modern Portrait Gallery

Dawing your Cellphone

"May I air-quote you?"

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

"I don't think this is a diner about being a diner. I think this is just a diner."

"Hey, neat visuals!"

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

A king sits wearing a baseball cap with a crown logo.

So... ten commandments.

"I may not know art, but I know what I like."

"This is Jerry. His family used to own my family."

What puberty used to do. What puberty apparently does now.

'Oh no! The guru has gone mainstream!'

Selfie Stick

'Nowadays you can't tell the boys from the girls.'