Modern Society Critic Pillows

'Not Indigent. Just can't afford a life coach, job coach & health coach.'

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.

Baby Barcode Birthmark

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'I don't have a cell phone to look at, so I go to the mall and look at people looking at their cell phones.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Oligarchy

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

The Evolution Of Man.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Daily Routine

"Tarzan no want computer."

Early Man Late Man

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Down With Wikipedia

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Bleeding flag...

Moral Outrage.

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."