'Not Indigent. Just can't afford a life coach, job coach & health coach.'
Modern Society Critic Pillows
Add a touch of satire and insight to any space with a pillow that wittily challenges modern life. Comfort and commentary combined in one stylish piece.
Hermit on island can't escape modern society.
Baby Barcode Birthmark
"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "
Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!
'I don't have a cell phone to look at, so I go to the mall and look at people looking at their cell phones.'
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
Oligarchy
'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'
The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.
"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
George Orwell
"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."
"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."
"Will follow you on social media for food."
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
The Evolution Of Man.
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."
"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."
Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.
"Tarzan no want computer."
Daily Routine
"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"
Down With Wikipedia
Early Man Late Man
'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'
'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'
"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."
Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...
'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'
"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."
Bleeding flag...
Moral Outrage.
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