Modernity Critics Pillows

Down With Wikipedia

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Early Man Late Man

"Tarzan no want computer."

Daily Routine

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

Medical Bracelet

"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."

"I medicate first and ask questions later."

A beach has meters.

"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"

"Power! Power!"

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

"Hope you have got a good retirement plan, old man?"

"I forgot to call in dead."

Kingdom of Heaven- Exact Change Only

"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"

"I have to take it back to the shop and throw it away."

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

Escalator Diving Board

"I hear it's going to be a Walmart."

'Someday people will commemorate this moment with exhaustion, overindulgence, and rampant consumerism!'

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'