Modernity Skeptic Pillows

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

Why do you hate the media?

Classic News.

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

The Sleeping Congregation.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Down With Wikipedia

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

The following story is based on actual events.

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

No Unknown Unknowns

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

These networks are definitely treating news as entertainment, but I'm not sure if they're going for drama or comedy.

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

"Paparazzi!"

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

'The story you are about to see is as true as most of the stuff you get on televison these days....'

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

Summertime Blues

iPhone Senior

Barnett Newman