Modernity Skeptic Gifts

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

Why do you hate the media?

The Sleeping Congregation.

Classic News.

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Down With Wikipedia

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

"Paparazzi!"

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

'The story you are about to see is as true as most of the stuff you get on televison these days....'

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"