'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'
Modern Life Skeptic Gifts
Are you searching for a gift for a modern life skeptic? Our collection captures the witty, skeptical spirit of those who question trends and embrace uniqueness. From clever mugs to thought-provoking prints, these products make a statement about independent thinking and critical minds.
"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."
"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"
"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"
The Evolution Of Man.
Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7
"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."
"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."
"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"
"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."
"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."
"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."
Daily Routine
Early Man Late Man
Truth
A bull which has seen red.
'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'
"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."
"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."
"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"
Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'
Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk
"Yes, you've mentioned this 'Facebook' in the past—tell me, is 'Facebook' saying anything right now?"
'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'
Your Palm
Man calling Phone Privacy Centre
"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."
Garden of Earthly Delights
"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."
The News in Capsule Form.
'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'
'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'
Modern Life Skeptic Gifts Collection
Modern Life Skeptic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for modern skeptics, featuring witty and thoughtful designs that make mornings a little brighter and a lot more interesting.
Modern Life Skeptic Pillows
Find pillows that reflect a modern skeptic’s personality—restful, stylish, and full of clever commentary to liven up any space.
Modern Life Skeptic Prints
Decorate their environment with prints that challenge perceptions and celebrate critical thinking—ideal for the modern, skeptical mind.
Modern Life Skeptic T-Shirts
Looking for t-shirts that match a skeptical, independent mindset? Browse our witty and stylish options designed to showcase their critical nature with humor and flair.