Modern Life Skeptic T-Shirts

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

The Evolution Of Man.

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

Daily Routine

Early Man Late Man

Truth

A bull which has seen red.

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

"Yes, you've mentioned this 'Facebook' in the past—tell me, is 'Facebook' saying anything right now?"

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

Your Palm

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

Garden of Earthly Delights

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

The News in Capsule Form.

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'