Modern Life Critic T-Shirts

"Can't we go five minutes without you checking your flower?"

"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"

"We just need your e-mail address so we can e-mail you all day every day for the rest of your life."

"I have to take it back to the shop and throw it away."

"Power! Power!"

Escalator Diving Board

Share if you're sick of people asking you to share things.

'Second Homeless- Please Help"

Two men with different globes, modern man is running on the globe.

"Mercury, Mars, this is the bitch goddess, Success."

"Batteries . . . batteries . . ."

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'The urge to share the minutia of your hour-to-hour existence is actually a cry for attention...or just another day on Facebook.'

iBroke

Early Man Late Man

Bird trapped in a cage with television.

Evolution

This is Arron Aaberg...He's a simple man who enjoys peace and quiet....he gets butt dialed every 4 minutes.

No shirt, no shoes, no content creators.

"I draw the line at flip-flops shares."

It's been great. We give them unlimited Facebook and Twitter and they torture themselves voluntarily by reading it."

"I forgot to call in dead."

"Wait a minute! Where the hell am I going? I'm a dentist!"

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Medical Bracelet

"I medicate first and ask questions later."

Daily Routine

A beach has meters.

Kingdom of Heaven- Exact Change Only

Television In The Park

Tombstone with a barcode on it

"From here we continue on foot."