Frank peels away civilizations fragile veneer and, much to his surprise, discovers beautiful hardwood floors underneath.
Modern Life Critics Gifts
Looking for gifts that make a statement about our fast-paced, digital world? Our collection for modern life critics features smart, funny artwork perfect for t-shirts, mugs, pillows, and prints. Celebrate the humor in everyday chaos and give a gift that sparks conversation and smile. Whether they’re into witty observations or sharp satire, these products add a playful twist to contemporary life.
"This whole forest is getting unbearably gentrified."
Liposuction Drive Thru
Ten Plagues for Today's Seder
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.
The Evolution Of Man.
"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."
"You are still here."
"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"
"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."
"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"
"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."
Snowman Driver
"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"
Daily Routine
"Tarzan no want computer."
Early Man Late Man
Down With Wikipedia
"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."
Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport
"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."
Our Troubled Chowders
'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'
"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."
"I'm charging you with texting and driving."
"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"
"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"
"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"
"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"
Blues for now.
"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"
'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'
Modern Life Critics Gifts Collection
Modern Life Critics Mugs
Discover mugs that humorously critique modern life—perfect for sparking smiles during coffee breaks or as a cheeky gift.
Modern Life Critics Pillows
Find pillows that add a humorous, reflective touch to home decor, showcasing clever insights into modern living.
Modern Life Critics Prints
Browse prints that sharply observe our culture—bring a playful yet insightful vibe to any space.
Modern Life Critics T-Shirts
Explore t-shirts that satirize today's world—ideal for those who love witty, thought-provoking fashion statements.