Modern Skeptic Pillows

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

'The eternal debate'

Go to meeting, Zoom, remote learning, embeddable video, skypting. . . and you still haven't mastered your VCR.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"God works in mysterious ways."

Alternative Medicine

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Documentation Please

Science deniers Soc.

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'