Modern Skeptic Prints

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

'The eternal debate'

Go to meeting, Zoom, remote learning, embeddable video, skypting. . . and you still haven't mastered your VCR.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"God works in mysterious ways."

Alternative Medicine

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Science deniers Soc.

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

Documentation Please

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'