Modern Critique Enthusiasts Pillows

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

Filling the Missile Gap

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Down With Wikipedia

"Tarzan no want computer."

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Ezra Pound

Editor

Art is a cruel mistress.

New Jersey Cops Gone Wild

"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"

New Age Anatomy...

"Your earlier work was better."

"Is it a witty and insightful exploration of the zeitgeist of 'boundaries' or is it in fact, the way out?"

'I really don't see the point?'

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

"I hear it's going to be a Walmart."

'Someday people will commemorate this moment with exhaustion, overindulgence, and rampant consumerism!'

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

"This is an intervention. It's clear that you've resumed your habit of reading the reviews."