Modern Critique Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

Filling the Missile Gap

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Master's Degrees of the Universe

The Real Russian history

"Tarzan no want computer."

Down With Wikipedia

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

Editor

"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."

New Age Anatomy...

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Art is a cruel mistress.

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"

Ezra Pound

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

"Is it a witty and insightful exploration of the zeitgeist of 'boundaries' or is it in fact, the way out?"

"Your earlier work was better."

'I really don't see the point?'

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

'Someday people will commemorate this moment with exhaustion, overindulgence, and rampant consumerism!'

"This is an intervention. It's clear that you've resumed your habit of reading the reviews."

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother