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The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Filling the Missile Gap

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"My kid could do that."

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

Bertolt Brecht

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

If you want to get big as a radio host, you've got to differentiate yourself from all the other mean, insulting critics. I have a plan. You need to start being nice. That way, you'll really surprise people when you turn on them. That's the stupidest @#$% Idea I've ever heard, you muscle-bound ape! It needs work. Damn. What if I retract the muscle-bound part?

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

New Jersey Cops Gone Wild

Editor

The Doomed Character

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

Ezra Pound

Art is a cruel mistress.

New Age Anatomy...

Trump White House Word Search

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

Judgeasaurus