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"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

Thomas Mann.

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Wifi in Hell

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Hipsters"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Jacques et Jille

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

German School

"How is it in Russia?"