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New Age Anatomy...

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Filling the Missile Gap

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

Master's Degrees of the Universe

An acceptable level of TV violence.

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

The Inner Dog.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

The New Age Dentist.

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

New Age Pit Bull

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

Editor

Ezra Pound

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

The Doomed Character

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Art is a cruel mistress.

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

Karl Marx

'I really don't see the point?'

"Your earlier work was better."

"Is it a witty and insightful exploration of the zeitgeist of 'boundaries' or is it in fact, the way out?"