New Age Critique Enthusiast T-Shirts

New Age Anatomy...

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Filling the Missile Gap

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

The Inner Dog.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Bertolt Brecht

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

The New Age Dentist.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

New Age Pit Bull

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

Ezra Pound

Editor

Art is a cruel mistress.

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

The Doomed Character

New Jersey Cops Gone Wild

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

"Your earlier work was better."

"Is it a witty and insightful exploration of the zeitgeist of 'boundaries' or is it in fact, the way out?"

"Do you mind if I put this on instagram?"

'I really don't see the point?'

I liked the book better than the movie, but not as much as the "Dateline." "20/20," or "Primetime Live" specials.