Critics Of Modern Society Pillows

Obese evolution

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Oligarchy

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

George Orwell

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

The Evolution Of Man.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Down With Wikipedia

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Bleeding flag...

Moral Outrage.

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

"Diego, Ned, Johannes – did it ever occur to you you're just flipping channels?"

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

He donated his body to social science.

"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

"It's seven billion life forms talking about themselves."

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'Society, I find you guilty of...everything.'