Modern Communication Critique Gifts

"I still think it's inappropriate to put emoticons in your coroner's report."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

First O.M.G. church.

Modern Communications

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.