Communicators Pillows

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"We evolved from asteroids"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Spam in Hell.

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

The next wave

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'