Digital Communicators Pillows

Text message: You have lettuce in your teeth.

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"I don't know how to tell you this to your face, so I'm texting you."

"He's not listening to me. Maybe he'll respond better to a man's text."

'Are you two still not texting?'

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

"Hi, its me, I'm on the track"

"E.mail address?"

"Mommy uses emojis when she texts me bedtime stories."

Lolaholics Anonymous: 'My name's Susan, and I haven't texted a lol for 25 minutes.'

'you know, if you followed my tweets you'd know what we're having for dinner.'

'Oh no, not another tweet!'

Letters are sooo last century...I've e-mailed my list.

'I am texting Santa my Christmas list...'

Santa LOL.

"Does God have his own Web site so I could e-mail my prayers to him?"

"The grapevine says I have e-mail. Can I borrow your cell phone to read it?"

What we talk text...How it reads when we hit 'send' without reading it first...

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

Didn't you get my tweet?

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

21st century water cooler conversations.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Right click for yes...

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'