Digital Communication Buff Pillows

"Didn't you get my last email asking you to pass the sugar?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

She - Interpreter - He.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Spam in Hell.

'Let us pray...'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."