Digital Communication Buff Prints

"Didn't you get my last email asking you to pass the sugar?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

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"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Textin’"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Letter Collecting Nerd

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Let us pray...'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.