Science Communicator Pillows

Research Concludes: We are destroying Earth.

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

The next wave

Climate scepticism is manmade, that's for sure!

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

'He's all 'beautiful' and blummin' 'elegant!''

'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Mind the six billion foot rule!"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

'Sometimes I think my wife's on another planet.'

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Body Language - Hiss!

"He thinks it's important to communicate with his plants."

'What's the area code up here?'

'What is important, is that not only has Koko the gorilla been taught basic sign language, but that she can use that knowledge to communicate meaningful and complex ideas.'

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