Science Communicator Mugs

Research Concludes: We are destroying Earth.

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Science for Rednecks

The next wave

Climate scepticism is manmade, that's for sure!

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

'He's all 'beautiful' and blummin' 'elegant!''

'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

And now it's time for "Critic's Corner." Today, Gene will criticize the basic structure of the universe.

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

A star called Gliese 710 is about to pass through our solar system and head straight for earth! Well … by "about to," I mean in about 1.35 million years. And by "through our solar system," I mean through our oort cloud. And by "head straight for earth" I mean it'll pass us by about 13,000 times the distance between the sun and the earth. Is a crowd gathering around me? No. I told you, click-bait headlines only work on the internet.

"We evolved from asteroids"

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Mind the six billion foot rule!"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Plant Parenthood...

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

Search and Rescue

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."