Tech Communicator Mugs

"She's fine over text and chat. I'ts just in person that she can't read emoticons."

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Lynching on social media

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'How fast can you hype?'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

This Message Has No Content

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Any questions?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"We evolved from asteroids"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."