Tech Communication Commentator Mugs

Man in office says to colleague: 'There's so much communication by email now. It's rather :-( '

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"We don't talk anymore."

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Twitter censorship

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"AI chat bot"

How logos change over time.

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Social media and censorship...

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Modern Life Blues

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Someday

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Facelook

Modern Portrait Gallery

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."