Technology Commentator Mugs

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

"Hey, should we update his Facebook status?"

How logos change over time.

10am - 3pm Call Santa. (Santa sits in a mall as a child talking on a cell phone walks by.)

"Do you have anything for tweets?"

Man absent-mindedly drops change into a homeless person's cup.

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

UnSocial Media Tips

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The cell phone soother for life.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Twitter censorship

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"AI chat bot"

'Cartoonist thinking'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Social media and censorship...

"We've been cancelled."

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Modern Life Blues

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Sports Radio in Crisis

Someday

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"