Tech Culture Commentator Mugs

All-Male Emoji

"Well, it was nice to see all of you."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The cell phone soother for life.

"Textin’"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Twitter censorship

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

How logos change over time.

"AI chat bot"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Modern Life Blues

Social media and censorship...

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Facelook

Someday

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

The emperor has no phone!

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

Better Living Through Technology

NHS computer: Kaput.