Tech Culture Commentator T-Shirts

"Well, it was nice to see all of you."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The cell phone soother for life.

"Textin’"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"AI chat bot"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

How logos change over time.

Social media and censorship...

Modern Life Blues

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Better Living Through Technology

NHS computer: Kaput.

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

The nurse of the future