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Man in office says to colleague: 'There's so much communication by email now. It's rather :-( '

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"We don't talk anymore."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Twitter censorship

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"AI chat bot"

How logos change over time.

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Social media and censorship...

Modern Life Blues

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Modern Portrait Gallery

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.