Tech Commentator T-Shirts

"After he got his cell phone, I'm only his second-best friend!"

"Last tweet?"

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"At last, Twitter has a button that instantly lets you express self-righteous indignation."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The cell phone soother for life.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Twitter censorship

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

How logos change over time.

"AI chat bot"

Social media and censorship...

"What's that you're reading?"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Modern Life Blues

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

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'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Better Living Through Technology

NHS computer: Kaput.

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

Screen Time at the Dining Table