Tech Commentator Gifts

"After he got his cell phone, I'm only his second-best friend!"

"Last tweet?"

Facelook

Prepare for the fad herald. If only he'd be my Facebook friend. Today, a special announcement. Special announcement? Hubbub hubbub hubbub. I speak to you today of Twitter. We have an unusual split decision with regard to a strange concept with a captivating name. Hear ye: The brand name Twitter is: In. But actually using the service is: Out. You may commence with not bothering to tweet or learn anything more about it. So declared. Free @last.

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"At last, Twitter has a button that instantly lets you express self-righteous indignation."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The cell phone soother for life.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Twitter censorship

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

How logos change over time.

"AI chat bot"

Modern Life Blues

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"What's that you're reading?"

Social media and censorship...

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

HUAWEI 5G

Someday

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

The emperor has no phone!

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."