Tech-tethered Commentator Gifts

"Did the score change while I sent that text?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

How logos change over time.

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

CIA Espionage

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

"Dude. You need to get cable."

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.