Tech-tethered Commentator Gifts

"Did the score change while I sent that text?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

How logos change over time.

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

Facelook

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

Noah posted his first tweet.

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

The Web is mightier than the sword.

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

CIA Espionage

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.