Cyber Commentator Gifts

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

How logos change over time.

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

Me when by BDD shows up

Meet the People of the Internet

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"And me without a Twitter account."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

"Blogs, twitter, social media, politics - we're living in the golden age of being able to say stupid things!"

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Mother, Howard is a very deep thinker. He's all blog and no Tweet."

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

Unsocial Networking.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

"Lets take this conversation off line..."